vampyrichamster

As explained through the wisdom of

mokie, because Hindus (Buddhists, most polytheists and animists) always seem to have a better handle on the whole, "leave 'em alone!" thing.

Said Mokie, "I felt for a moment what anybody who has talked to a Trekkie has felt...that gulf of belief."

"But Klingons are much stronger than--"
"But they don't exist."
"I know, but we're not talking about reality. So anyway, Klingons are much strong--"
"BUT THEY DON'T EXIST."
"Uh...breathe, man."

"That gulf that will not allow the non-nerd to consider the argument..."
"I put you more in the non-nerd/non-god category."

"So God is both omnipotent and omnisci--"
"But there is no God."
"Okay, but in theory, to believers, God is omni--"
"BUT THERE IS NO GOD!"
"Put down the spoon, man!"

This is entirely why I gave up needing to dissect theists at random. One, it just sucked to be angry all the time, and two, my inner

mokie compels me. Just because I say stuff like, "Oh, those quaint theist labels!" doesn't mean I'm a mean, bad person.

Now for your further amusement: "Why Being into Cats is Essentially the Same as Being into Psychotic Tweakers."